It’s been a minute since we’ve caught an episode of Super on Mass Appeal, but the fact Eddie Huang was a new segment made us peep game.
If he was a super hero, Eddie would the Human Panda, in all-black everything, with his headquarters being a bamboo forest. Ewoks would work for him and he would ride around in a ’97 Acura Legend. The panda would “kill” them with kindness and be very lovable. Last but not least, Liz Hurley would be his Louis Lane, with his kryptonite being carbs.
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