In today’s “Can’t Be Serious” we have special guest Relly, one of the funniest guys on Twitter, to give us his input on Beyonce’s Billboard performance of “Run The World (Girls)“
Words by Relly:
So I get off work, fire up the struggle PC to slither through the dot coms and find this. Really though? I don’t wanna believe Beyonce stole this dance routine. I really don’t. This cant be so, Beyonce.
The same woman who’s the single reason why I spent my hard earned smackeroos on a 30 dollar Blu-Ray disc of Austin Powers Gold Member just so I can see her in HD? The same woman Kanye West risked his career for by jumping on stage, drunk off room temperature Hennessy and snatching a mic out of a white woman’s paws?? The same woman that beat up Ali Carter in a fist fight wearing 6 inch heels?
Nahhh b.
I refuse to believe this. Grown men across the globe stopped watching the Eastern Conference Finals just to tune into the Billboard Awards and watch this performance. There has to be a perfectly good explanation for this. But what do I know? I’m just a regular nigga from Connecticut who’s check engine light is on.
I just hope she didn’t steal this routine, because if she did. She can’t be fucking serious b.