The songs played at the strip club are just as detrimental as how good the girls on stage look and dance. It can really make or break your experience there. Unless you get absolutely plastered, in which case, nothing in life matters except a good time.
The wrong selection of tracks can kill an entire dance. The only way this scenario can be saved is if the shorty is the baddest in the club, and she puts on the performance of a lifetime. Imagine a butterface shorty dancing to Dubstep? That’s when you know it’s time to head for the exit and spend the rest of those 1’s on some tacos and more drinks.
In light of our experience at a local strip club the other night, we put together a group of tracks that should be getting burn in strip clubs across the nation already. We feel like we owe it to the people who were in attendance at this local gentlemen’s club, because they really had 90% struggle tracks playing throughout the entire night.
We felt sorry for the establishment.
Check out our strip club picks of the past few months after the jump, and peep how we would handle it if we had a gentlemen’s club of our own. #NoStruggleMusicAllowed
Note: If any of our readers have been to strip clubs recently and heard a particular track play, that caught your ear, please let us know in the comments.