Dear Lil Mama,
Yo Ma, it’s YN. I just downloaded your new album and boy you got a lotta material on that shit. And you got a lot of energy. It’s a lot to digest. Sadly, I think I might be too old for your shit. I mean you said it yourself. You’re the VYP: Voice of the Young People. And I’m 37. But hey didn’t you jack that concept and line from my fellow grown ass man Jay-Z. “Young Vito, voice of the young people.” It was on a lil album called the Blueprint. Must be a coincidence. Right?
Anyways, I know your album dropped last Tues and with all this Madonna talk I’m worried your project is gonna get lost in the sauce. (And that’s the last thing female rap could use right now). So I’m gonna stop listening to my free MP3’s and cop your CD when I get into the city today. Now my name ain’t Skillz and since I ain’t got no job and I’m on a budget, I’m not gonna cop 15 copies but I will grab one. But there’s a catch….
Tonight is episode 4 of ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme. I think we actually tried to get you on this show (if memory serves) but your peoples passed due to a “scheduling” conflict. Anyways, here’s your chance to redeem yourself and watch my show. Tonight at 10 on VH1. That’s 10 o’clock. ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme. Hey feel free to encourage all your fans to watch the show too. Ok boo.
Shit, you from Harlem, I was raised up in Queens. We gotta look out for us fellow New Yorkers. Anyways, I liked the fake-Scream video you got with Chris Brown so I’m gonna post it right here to show you my undying support.
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Anyways, it’s kinda creepy for someone my age to be communicating with someone as young as you (No Roger Clemens) so I gots to go. Remember ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme is your new fav show on TV. Got it? Cool!
Keep doin’ your thing lil Ms Thing,
Mr. Wilson
P.S. My brother (myspace.com/prezzurenyc) says besides the pop tart hits you make you can really spit. Hard body female like! You might wanna do more of that on your next album. Hope you bodied Wayne like Cory Gunz did on those upcoming “Milli” interludes. I got my fingers crossed.
The rest of youse: If you’re over 18, I wish you act like an adult and… social network: