What. The. Fuck. Is. That.
Last night, the Los Angeles Clippers were only second to Troy Ave on social media trending topics, as they embarrassed any fan outside of their SoCal residence. Team owner, Steve Ballmer would formally unveil the official mascot for the Clippers, Chuck the Condor (or as we’re calling him, Chucc the Coccnecc), setting up for one of the most hilarious half-time shows in recent memory.
The new logo and jerseys were already a bad idea, but Ballmer’s latest revelation now shows us that nothing going forward can get worse for the Los Angeles franchise. To make matters worse, Steve also thought it was a good idea to become the first team over to dunk a ball off trampoline.
JAY Z was also on hand for the night, who’s been attending Clippers game on the regular as a resident of the city. During a timeout break, he joked with Chris Paul about the team’s offense running the same play, four times in a row – which his Brooklyn Nets didn’t get the memo of making a team adjustment. Take a look at that fucking dick above and the billionaire behind the idea below.
Steve Ballmer dunks ball off trampoline
"You ran that same play four times in a row, man. What's that about?" – Jay Z https://t.co/xScm2RsVQA
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 1, 2016
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