Ways D’Angelo Russell Can Save Himself From Nick Young Incident

Drop 50 Points Every Game Until End of Season

Considering the whole locker room doesn’t trust you, there’s nothing you can do right now to win that trust back. You already fucked that up. So how should you handle it on the court?

Just take over the game.

It’s not like your teammates are going to pass you the ball anyway. If you want the rock, you’re going to have to take it. Not only that, but you’re going to have to convert. That step-back triple? Yeah, it’s going to have to go in. Driving to the basket? Make sure you get the bucket and-one. Even if you drop 100 on Miami tonight, the squad is still going to think you’re a square and idiot, but at least the fans will forgive you a bit. And if you keep beasting from here to the rest of the season, everyone will forget a bit about what you did to Nick.

Only thing is, you still have to lose the games because if you help the Lakers win and they lose out on that Top 3 pick in this next draft, you will never be forgiven and you can consider yourself crucified outside of the STAPLES Center —on sight— come June.

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