Taylor Gets Mind Fucked
Last year, Michael Beasley had a solid season with the rising Milwaukee Bucks, contributing production off the bench. Unfortunately, the team had to part ways with him to make cap room space to ensure other stars remain on the team. This summer, he landed a one-year contract with the New York Knicks, as he’ll look to gain minutes on both forward positions.
However, since his arrival to Penn Plaza over the summer, we’ve seen some erratic behavior in recent days. In one of his first interviews with Taylor Rooks, he gave one of the greatest SNY moments ever going into a 15-minute debate on people being capable of only using 10 percent of their brain. Beas went to break down why he believes a 11 percent is required to even know that you would even have 10 percent available – which we began to wonder if he returned home.
Well, yesterday, he spoke with Bleacher Report and said he was on the same playing level as LeBron James and Kevin Durant. Michael said, “As far as talent-wise, I match up with Kevin Durant, LeBron James, I match up with the best guys in the world. I’m not being cocky; it’s just always how I felt. But I got into trouble as soon as I got into the NBA, and it left a bad taste in a lot of people’s mouths.”
This immediately confirmed our theory that he’s finally met the most underrated drug in the world, premium New York marijuana. Knicks fans should be intrigued for the arrival of Beas this year; because this is the most focused and in-shape we’ve ever seen him in his life.
With Phil Jackson and Melo both gone, the team only has to go up from here, including an imminent top 3 lottery pick we predict for the franchise next summer.